A Perfect Black Friday with vomFASS

🦃 In the Midst of Thanksgiving Prep

On the day before Thanksgiving, Sandy Schopper was elbow-deep in mashed potatoes, negotiating with a turkey roughly the size of a compact car, and quietly wondering how their home became the official holiday headquarters yet again.

The leeks were frizzled. Sandy realized she was...a bit frazzled.

Somewhere between basting, chopping, and trying to remember which cousin is off dairy this year, Sandy paused, leaned a hip against the counter, and drifted into a beautiful daydream.

A dream of the best Black Friday, ever...

🍗 Sandy Schopper’s Perfect Black Friday™.

It started with calm and plenty of customer service as Sandy floated effortlessly into vomFASS Madison.

The door chimed like it was genuinely happy to see them. The shop glowed warmly. The air whispered, “Truffle season has arrived.” A gift consultant magically appeared—not with the forced cheer of a retail hostage, but with quiet, competent, “I’ve got you” energy and a complimentary chocolate truffle. 

Dream-Sandy took one bite and thought, "Is this what inner calm tastes like?"

Sandy wandered the store like a person in a holiday movie montage — serene, unbothered, maybe even glowing a little. Every gift problem magically solved itself in this lovely dreamscape. Within minutes, the perfect presents materialized.

🎁 Best in Class Gifting

Sandy found something for everyone on her list.

• A sampler set for the foodie cousin
• A rare whiskey for the impossible-to-shop-for brother
• Basil olive oil for the friend who insists “olive oil is my love language”
• White Truffle olive oil to impress the boss
• A couple of gift cards (with bonus dollars!) for the wildcards on the list
• A couple more for personal use (you know you wish someone would get you one, too!)

🗓️ For Adults Who Refuse Stress

Sandy didn’t have to think. Didn’t have to wonder. Along the way, a tiny pour of gingerbread liqueur was enjoyed, eliciting the thought, "If Black Friday had a reset button this would be it!" and into a double daydream—one with spiked weekend coffees and impromptu deserts during the holidays—and two bottles in the basket, one for home and another for a special friend.

By checkout, the basket looked like it belonged to someone who had done holiday shopping thoughtfully and effortlessly—two things that had never coexisted before, even in Sandy's dreams.

Walking out the door, Sandy felt like a special cheat code had been unlocked for Black Friday: For Adults Who Refuse Stress. As the car door clicked shut, Sandy whispered, “This. This is how Black Friday should be. Chocolate first. Chaos never. Just a bag of beautiful gifts and one wildly satisfied human.”

And then, of course, the timer on the oven beeped—because even the best dreams respect the turkey.

🚙 See You Soon, Madison

• Come for the chocolate truffle. Stay for the holiday magic.
• Leave with your free 1L White Truffle EVOO when you spend $75 (limited time offer).
• Your gifting game (and your pantry) is about to level up.

🛋️ Visit Us or Shop from Your Couch

We’d love to see you in-store this weekend, but if you’re juggling a hectic schedule, gifting across states, or simply prefer pajamas over crowds…

You can shop online — only at www.vomfassmadison.com

Same incredible flavors, shipped with care and convenience to you or the ones' you love!